yoyoyo everyone!

HOPE EVERYONES FEELING GREAT DURING THE FANTASTIC HOLS :D

now now the previous entry featured some of our class' hottest bods, so how can we leave people out of this dude and dudettes extravaganza *grins

PRESENTING...

DISCLAIMER: Viewer discretion is strongly advised

claps.. for everyone having a stake in the class blog :D

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Alright ppl! here are some nice photos we have taken during our previous class outing. enjoy! (:

alright! this our Candidate no 1 for the Mrs Neo Neo competition!(aka Mrs Louis)

Take note of her new wig.

Age: 80

Height: 165 cm

Weight: eh.. XXX Kg

Okay! and here comes our second candidate Yiap Li Li(aka Mrs Ang Jia wei)

Age: 40

Height:157

Weight: unknown constantly increasing (pls calculate using the eqn Weight=mx + C where X is year 2008 and C is a constant which we can ignore cause too small relative to mx)

So here are our four beauties from s12 fighting for the title of Mrs Neo Neo! *applause*

Tiffany Ang, Carline Neo, Shirlene Fong, Shalene Tan

introducing to you our one and only *drum rolls*

Prince Neo Neo

So who shall be crown Mrs Neo Neo?
stay tune as the fight bet the beauties continues!

alright. lets side track a little from the fight bet the beauties.

notice wj and jw.haha.

guess wj and fred want to show off the shaolin skills they have learnt from the holy Master Soggy.

wooo~ i wonder whose hot bod is that? *nose bleed* omg omgg... pls dont tell me its the hot and sexy...

Okay. Here comes the ultimate photo of the dayy!! pls embrace yourself as the legendary tummy makes its appearance for the first time!!!!! *screams* WARNING: do not scroll down if you have a weak heart.

credits to Shalene Goh for risking her eyes to have this photo taken.

alright! i shall end off this post with the group photo. ((:

STOMP AGN!

Okay!! It's the STOMP post agn. not very jingbao one. very typical STOMP.sg posts. D: Cuz no scandalous photos for us to take.
CREDITS: STOMP.sg

I was shopping at Bukit Panjang Plaza for clabs for "eat-with-your-family" day. And as I was heading home with my live clabs, I saw this group of NJC students meddling with a NEWLY INSTALLED MENTOS DISPENSING MACHINE. So saw this (super cute) guy (cuter than CLB) inserting a coin inside the machine.
And then a girl pressed VERY HARD on the start button. (if I'm not wrong I think I overheard that her name is floorball_auntie) And, as if mentos doesn't cost a single cent, little packs of mentos started flowing out from the machine.
And after fully utilizing the one dollar inserted, the NJC students left the machine with LOTS of mentos. Uber satisfied. So I decided to give it a try too. And goodness gracious me, about 1/4 of the total tank flowed out. So if you noticed, the machine was actually filled initially, and after only two rounds of dispensing, it's half-emptied. What a great deal!

posted by yoyocoolman1990

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Anyways, today during Chem prac, I received a phone scam.

We were ATTENTIVELY listening to Ms. Lim during lesson when this weird number, 666 666, called me!

I was TOO FRIGHTENED to answer the call.

Luckily for me, I had the brave Frederick beside me. He answered the call immediately without hesitation!

At this instant, there was complete silence.

The silence was defeaning.

Frederick experienced the most difficult 1.423seconds of his life.

He was in a dilemma, to talk or not.

He was battling within himself!

And finally, he plucked up courage and said.........
"Hello?"

The act began.

"爸！救我啊！爸！"

Not only that, there was a lot of talking at the background.

Frederick shuffles through his mind to recall when did he not use safety measures and conceived successfully.

However, after much thought, he realised he hasn't done it before, so it was impossible for him to have a child!

The act was totally convincing (except for the overly matured voice calling out).

Had not for Frederick's quick-witted thinking, he would've believed the caller.

Nevertheless, as the timid him, he quickly hung up.

He was in a state of shock.

Lucky for him, I was there to calm his nerves.

After much discussion, we decided that it was afterall - a scam.

At this time, we remembered the briefing about phone scams one fine day morning in the hall!

We immediately (actually only during the half time) informed Ms. Lim!

Nevertheless, realising that there wasn't much threat, we decided to let the matter rest.

Being adventurous, we decided to call the number, 666 666.

And what happened was totally unexpected...

Did the caller answer the call?

Will we get scammed?

Want to know what happened to me (Weijian, the wonderful author)?

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STOMP! (the S Twelve Online Portal)

Welcome to the STOMP, the S Twelve Online Portal. You (secretly) take pictures, you (purposely) edit pictures, you post pictures.

Before I begin to comprain and put up some pictures of some ugly acts by youngsters nowadays, let's define STOMP.

verb: to have picture taken unknowingly and posted on an online server
e.g.: AHHH, don't fool around alr, later kena STOMP.


Oh wells, let me begin to bring in the unglamourous pictures.

*Took this picture from STOMP.sg itself. I OFFICIALLY GIVE CREDITS TO STOMP.SG, to prevent this STOMP post from being STOMP-ed*
One day when I was heading home, this NJ COUPLE was occupying the seats and was totally oblivious to their surroundings! A laopopo boarded the crowded bus and couldn't find a seat!!! And she took off her shoes to sit on the ground, at the turning area of those twin carriage kinda bus. (This really happened)
Commuters expressed their disappointment. And that wasn't all! Look what's next!

*CREDITS TO STOMP.SG AGN*
Same couple! KEPT CHATTING LOUDLY during the whole bus journey from Orchard Rd to BP.
Annoyed commuters. But that's not all!
*CREDITS*
The couple then had some mutual repulsion kinda effect. And the guy's head was protruding out of his seat and blocked the passageway. Can you see a lot of passengers standing up? They all couldn't get past that guy! Lucky me, who managed to do so, I was able to capture this ugly act on my camera-less phone.
Again, the disappointed and annoyed commuters are very photogenic.







Anyway here comes a scary one. I give it a NC16 rating. Please close this window immediately if you're below the age of 16 and come back a few years later.

*not only do I want to give credits to STOMP.SG, no offense to the ghost (if it's real. :S) I hope not (prays)*
I dozed off during the journey and when I woke up. DAHHHH, I was surprised to see a red weird shaped figure floating between the couple! (______ is in the air~) Weird heart shape in 190 bus: Real or fake?

Okay, here comes the finale. Anyway did you all realise the photogenic commuters didn't appear this time? They're too frightened and fainted. :D

And finally, the picture which I give the M18 rating. Again, if you haven't reached that ripe old age, please leave this site. However, I think most of you will just read on.

OMG OMG OMG?!?!?!?! ()*!#$)!@&^&%^()!@*&^#^$!@#^%!@*#&@!*(&#(&TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT WHAT THE!??!?!? Public display of affection! Raffles to Changi is comprable to Orchard to BP right? TSK TSK, youngsters nowadays arh. Doing intimate actions in public! In uniform somemore!

I couldn't take the couple anymore and alighted at the next stop (because I've reached my busstop). I hope the relevant authorities/school will take appropriate actions to stop this couple from annoying other commuters. I cannot believe that in Singapore....... (please refer to the other STOMP.SG posts for the standard complaints)

from yoyocoolman1990

*I hope this S12 STOMP doesn't get STOMP-ed on newspaper, and even deleting it after that will not solve the problem. What if the headlines "STOMP SO SUCCESSFUL, STUDENTS ARE NOW MIMICKING US" Hai~ But no choice, wanna complain then have to take the risk. D: *

Disclaimer: Please do not post this on Stomp.sg

CO CONCERT 2008!!!

Hello everybody, the long awaited concert-of-the-year is FINALLY HERE!!! It features the struggling CO, starring XUE WEIJIAN, hilda-knows-who, happy-knows-who and (issit)frederick-know-who. Our teachers-in-charge might be performing too!!!

Most imptly, it's only selling at an affordable price of S$5. The low price is definitely not due to LOW DEMAND for our tickets, just excessive supply. :) It's held at NGEEANNKONGSIPERFORMINGARTSTHEATRE, which is vr fang bian too! Come down for ONE HOUR +------- of WONDERFUL music. Guarantee listen out ear oil!

It's on 5th JUNE, so reward yourself aft the common test and indulge in the GREAT music. :) Interested ppl, can (MUST) buy from me. :) And junior class, wanna wreak havoc? CANNOT, unless you all buy the CO ticket.

-Weijian