STOMP AGN!

Okay!! It's the STOMP post agn. not very jingbao one. very typical STOMP.sg posts. D: Cuz no scandalous photos for us to take.
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I was shopping at Bukit Panjang Plaza for clabs for "eat-with-your-family" day. And as I was heading home with my live clabs, I saw this group of NJC students meddling with a NEWLY INSTALLED MENTOS DISPENSING MACHINE. So saw this (super cute) guy (cuter than CLB) inserting a coin inside the machine.
And then a girl pressed VERY HARD on the start button. (if I'm not wrong I think I overheard that her name is floorball_auntie) And, as if mentos doesn't cost a single cent, little packs of mentos started flowing out from the machine.
And after fully utilizing the one dollar inserted, the NJC students left the machine with LOTS of mentos. Uber satisfied. So I decided to give it a try too. And goodness gracious me, about 1/4 of the total tank flowed out. So if you noticed, the machine was actually filled initially, and after only two rounds of dispensing, it's half-emptied. What a great deal!

posted by yoyocoolman1990

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Anyways, today during Chem prac, I received a phone scam.

We were ATTENTIVELY listening to Ms. Lim during lesson when this weird number, 666 666, called me!

I was TOO FRIGHTENED to answer the call.

Luckily for me, I had the brave Frederick beside me. He answered the call immediately without hesitation!

At this instant, there was complete silence.

The silence was defeaning.

Frederick experienced the most difficult 1.423seconds of his life.

He was in a dilemma, to talk or not.

He was battling within himself!

And finally, he plucked up courage and said.........
"Hello?"

The act began.

"爸！救我啊！爸！"

Not only that, there was a lot of talking at the background.

Frederick shuffles through his mind to recall when did he not use safety measures and conceived successfully.

However, after much thought, he realised he hasn't done it before, so it was impossible for him to have a child!

The act was totally convincing (except for the overly matured voice calling out).

Had not for Frederick's quick-witted thinking, he would've believed the caller.

Nevertheless, as the timid him, he quickly hung up.

He was in a state of shock.

Lucky for him, I was there to calm his nerves.

After much discussion, we decided that it was afterall - a scam.

At this time, we remembered the briefing about phone scams one fine day morning in the hall!

We immediately (actually only during the half time) informed Ms. Lim!

Nevertheless, realising that there wasn't much threat, we decided to let the matter rest.

Being adventurous, we decided to call the number, 666 666.

And what happened was totally unexpected...

Did the caller answer the call?

Will we get scammed?

Want to know what happened to me (Weijian, the wonderful author)?

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