Friday, May 16, 2008

STOMP! (the S Twelve Online Portal)

Welcome to the STOMP, the S Twelve Online Portal. You (secretly) take pictures, you (purposely) edit pictures, you post pictures.

Before I begin to comprain and put up some pictures of some ugly acts by youngsters nowadays, let's define STOMP.

verb: to have picture taken unknowingly and posted on an online server
e.g.: AHHH, don't fool around alr, later kena STOMP.


Oh wells, let me begin to bring in the unglamourous pictures.

*Took this picture from STOMP.sg itself. I OFFICIALLY GIVE CREDITS TO STOMP.SG, to prevent this STOMP post from being STOMP-ed*
One day when I was heading home, this NJ COUPLE was occupying the seats and was totally oblivious to their surroundings! A laopopo boarded the crowded bus and couldn't find a seat!!! And she took off her shoes to sit on the ground, at the turning area of those twin carriage kinda bus. (This really happened)
Commuters expressed their disappointment. And that wasn't all! Look what's next!

*CREDITS TO STOMP.SG AGN*
Same couple! KEPT CHATTING LOUDLY during the whole bus journey from Orchard Rd to BP.
Annoyed commuters. But that's not all!
*CREDITS*
The couple then had some mutual repulsion kinda effect. And the guy's head was protruding out of his seat and blocked the passageway. Can you see a lot of passengers standing up? They all couldn't get past that guy! Lucky me, who managed to do so, I was able to capture this ugly act on my camera-less phone.
Again, the disappointed and annoyed commuters are very photogenic.







Anyway here comes a scary one. I give it a NC16 rating. Please close this window immediately if you're below the age of 16 and come back a few years later.









*not only do I want to give credits to STOMP.SG, no offense to the ghost (if it's real. :S) I hope not (prays)*
I dozed off during the journey and when I woke up. DAHHHH, I was surprised to see a red weird shaped figure floating between the couple! (______ is in the air~) Weird heart shape in 190 bus: Real or fake?






Okay, here comes the finale. Anyway did you all realise the photogenic commuters didn't appear this time? They're too frightened and fainted. :D

And finally, the picture which I give the M18 rating. Again, if you haven't reached that ripe old age, please leave this site. However, I think most of you will just read on.










OMG OMG OMG?!?!?!?! ()*!#$)!@&^&%^()!@*&^#^$!@#^%!@*#&@!*(&#(&TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTTTTTTT WHAT THE!??!?!? Public display of affection! Raffles to Changi is comprable to Orchard to BP right? TSK TSK, youngsters nowadays arh. Doing intimate actions in public! In uniform somemore!

I couldn't take the couple anymore and alighted at the next stop (because I've reached my busstop). I hope the relevant authorities/school will take appropriate actions to stop this couple from annoying other commuters. I cannot believe that in Singapore....... (please refer to the other STOMP.SG posts for the standard complaints)

from yoyocoolman1990

*I hope this S12 STOMP doesn't get STOMP-ed on newspaper, and even deleting it after that will not solve the problem. What if the headlines "STOMP SO SUCCESSFUL, STUDENTS ARE NOW MIMICKING US" Hai~ But no choice, wanna complain then have to take the risk. D: *

Disclaimer: Please do not post this on Stomp.sg

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